SLOGANIZER

Haven’t you always wanted your own slogan?

The Catskill Exotic Bird Club just had a wonderfully successful workshop with “The Bird Whisperer.”
But since I wasn’t there…, I don’t know what else to say! Go see their websites?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Let the Wild Go Free

Which Pin-Up Girl Are You?

Although the test said Betty Page, I personally prefer Marilyn.

“That bathrobe,… that radio,… those leather moccasins… these were all things that he was never going to see again. The thought was banal, and yet somehow, as happened every now and then, it took him by surprise and profoundly disappointed him. Read the rest of this entry »

Homesick Blues

It’s nearly Thanksgiving and I want to go home. I want to have thirty or more people at my parent’s house, including my grandparents, aunts & uncles, cousins, dogs, cats, birds, all wanting dinner: martinis, turkey (3), stuffing, wild roots, mashed potatoes, veggies, cheesecake, pumpkin pie, apple pie, cherry pie, coffee, and whatever else. I want so much talking and shouting and wandering around that barely a minute goes by in which I have time to sit or eat. I want to help clean the house and worry that I’m not going to be done in time. I want to spend the late evening hours cleaning up after the big meal and I want to get up early(-ish) on Friday morning to help make breakfast for the returning troups. This is so silly but I am on the verge of tears today, or beyond, because I miss my family so much. Magstar started a mass email which has been circulating through our New York friends makes me feel even more away than before. It’s so wonderful, heartwarming and heartbreaking to hear about people’s plans, to reminisce about what food is best, who you’ll be with, and why this holiday is so full of love, I can hardly stand it. G-d, I am so 5!

Again, for [thank you] Kevin….

• STUPID
• Darwin Awards
• Completely Retarded